I just shooed J and R (a visiting friend) outside because they were annoying P. Previously, I had been watching 2 squirrels running up and down the tree and all around the yard. As I was sending them out, I said, “If you see the squirrels, make sure you leave them alone and don’t go near them.”
J immediately says, “Yeah, especially if they have herpes!”
It took me a minute to realize that he meant RABIES… but I eventually stopped laughing long enough to correct him.
I asked him, “Where did you hear the word ‘herpes’?”
“From a Little House on the Prairie episode,” he says.
Must have been one of those very special episodes, huh? lol Upon further inquiry, I learn that he was remembering the episode where Laura adopts a raccoon and they have a rabies scare.
The best we can figure is that he heard the word herpes from one of the drug ads on TV and mixed it up. At least - I hope that’s what happened!